DO IT OR UR GAY
Set the goal.
Get roasted until you do it.
SMS accountability that texts you like a bro. Skipping the gym would be pretty gay. You going or what?
First month free, then $7/month. Skipping is the gay option.
8:00 AM
It would be pretty gay to skip the gym right now. Is that what you're into? Gay stuff? Or are you going to the gym? Reply ON IT, DONE, SNOOZE, SKIP.
DONE
Respect. Work out is done — not the gay stuff.
Mix of goals. One roast voice.
Tones from light roast to nuclear.
Email buttons + text replies, same streak.