DO IT OR UR GAY
Set the goal.
Get roasted until you do it.
SMS accountability that texts you like a bro. Skip the gym and we'll call you gay about it.
First month free, then $7/month. Don't answer if you're gay.
8:00 AM
Only a gay guy wouldn't hit the gym, but you're straight right? Reply ON IT, DONE, SNOOZE, SKIP.
DONE
Respect. Work out is done — temporarily not gay.
Mix of goals. One roast voice.
Tones from light roast to nuclear.
Email buttons + text replies, same streak.